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From gift boxes to science-backed supplements. Everything here is girlfriend-approved. Because this ride is hormonal, hilarious, and human. And we're in it together.

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Founders Club Benefits

  • First access to every drop.

    From curated gift boxes to science-backed supplements. You get first access to every drop. Every time. No waiting.

  • $20 Off First Box

    Get exclusive savings by joining the Founders Club. Not only do you get first access but you also get the added bragging rights of $20 off your first box.

  • A permanent seat at the table.

    Eight Chairs is here for the sleepless nights, the mystery rage, and the sudden urge to cry in your car. We bring our own chairs (and snacks). Welcome to our community.
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Our Solutions

  • For when dinner feels like a personal attack.

    Terpenes and functional botanicals. The edge, removed. Not you

  • Keep walking into rooms and forgetting why?

    Functional mushrooms. Real fog lifting. The results speak for themselves — loudly.

  • For the 4 A.M. club.

    Backed by CBN, Lion's Mane, and low-dose THC. Back asleep in 15.
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