Founders Club Benefits

  • First access to every drop.

    We are redefining perimenopause with honest conversation and humor that refuses to sugarcoat the chaos. From curated gift boxes to science-backed supplements that actually work,  You get first access to every drop. Every time. No waiting.

  • Early pricing, always.

    As a member of the Founders Club, you get access to the best product AND best pricing solutions that treat perimenopause like a life stage, not a medical condition.

  • A permanent seat at the table.

    Eight Chairs is here for the sleepless nights, the mystery rage, and the sudden urge to cry in your car. We bring our own chairs (and snacks). Welcome to our community.
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Our Solutions

  • For when dinner feels like a personal attack.

    Terpenes and functional botanicals. The edge, removed. Not you.

  • Keep walking into rooms and forgetting why?

    Functional mushrooms. Real fog lifting. The results speak for themselves — loudly.

  • For the 4 A.M. club.

    Backed by CBN, Lion's Mane, and low-dose THC. Back asleep in 15.
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